"Dear Colleagues,
Having gone through multiple deportations - garnished with massacres, grab of any form of property and a seemingly forever close-up on any form of survival of our devoredly Armenian identity - over the past 6 centuries, finalized with the ULTIMATE one in 1915, we would like to inform You that our country will happily embrace its children back. There is one precondition, though. Given the times have changed and the many EU requirements for loving, neighborly, counter-adoring relations between EU pretenders, we'd much appreciate your kind and early notification on the routes of deportation. More importantly, we'd like to know of the methods of deportation to be used, e.g. walking through the plains and mountains, accompanied with occassional beatings, murders and/or massacres/.../ via any other form of transportation - bicycles, cars, airplanes, trains, boats (in this case, do keep in mind that ours is a landlocked country), donkeys, mules and/or cammels. (more... http://grishoyedova.blogspot.com/p/politicsnmore.html)
